I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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