Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
If I die, sorry about rent.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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