Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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