new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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