i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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