We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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