Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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