you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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