Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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