is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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