I am full of burrito and curiosity
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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