"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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