Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
please don't ironically join a cult
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