I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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