Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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