He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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