now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
