NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
