look no pants
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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