I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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