and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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