Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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