Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
