so that wasnt chicken after all
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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