I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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