we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Terrible idea I love it
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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