hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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