If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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