The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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