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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  wtf, did you fuck a retard?!

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• (407): View more from Florida

  So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night

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• (207): View more from Maine

  You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.

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• (415): View more from California

  is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person

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