He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.