Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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