Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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