yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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