and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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