I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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