Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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