You're completely useless in the revolution.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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