i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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