yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Randomize