guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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