if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I need moral support for this bender
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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