seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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