We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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