i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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