The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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