sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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