pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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