About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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