even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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