Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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