just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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