More tranny stories later!
True but thats because hes a fetus.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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