remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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